I don't even know how to introduce this post. Just look at this meme a fan and friend made for the release of Inito. It made me laugh out loud with its absurdity and awesomeness.
Auchward people are the best. And speaking of Auchward fans, some of them are quite little, too! And they wear merchandise!!!
Pretty good looking offspring, right? If you want some nerd glasses (a la Auchward blog!) in your kiddo's hair, I got these from Cute N' Cozy Creations. They're the ones hosting the Christmas Writing Contest that ends December 6th! As soon as I saw them I knew the Auchward blog needed my kids' faces, adorned with this delectable creation.
Have a very Happy Thanksgiving this weekend! I'll be back next week after I've recovered from my turkey coma!
Tuesday, November 26, 2013
Monday, November 25, 2013
Inito Release!
It's here my friends! Inito is available for purchase through Amazon.com and Smashwords.com in ebook and print formats. I would love to have you read it and tell me what you think!
Here are the links:
Amazon Purchase
Smashwords Purchase
It is not available through Barnes and Noble just yet, but I will let you know when that goes live! For now, please download my amazing sequel! If you haven't read the first one yet--Lunula--my publisher should be lowering that price sometime today for the rest of the week. So you can get both! Trust me, you'll want them together.
Here are the links:
Amazon Purchase
Smashwords Purchase
It is not available through Barnes and Noble just yet, but I will let you know when that goes live! For now, please download my amazing sequel! If you haven't read the first one yet--Lunula--my publisher should be lowering that price sometime today for the rest of the week. So you can get both! Trust me, you'll want them together.
Friday, November 22, 2013
Inito First Chapter
Happy Friday my friends!
There are only 3 DAYS until the release of Inito. I'm super excited!! As one last push to get you nearly as excited as I am, here is the first chapter of the book. After all, I can throw my writing at you all day, but if you don't think it's good, then what's the point, right? Also, since I know it's a little much to ask of new readers to jump into a second book without having read the first, my publisher has agreed to lower Lunula's price to $1.99 the day of release!
So enjoy!
“We're bored,” Erik stated.
There are only 3 DAYS until the release of Inito. I'm super excited!! As one last push to get you nearly as excited as I am, here is the first chapter of the book. After all, I can throw my writing at you all day, but if you don't think it's good, then what's the point, right? Also, since I know it's a little much to ask of new readers to jump into a second book without having read the first, my publisher has agreed to lower Lunula's price to $1.99 the day of release!
So enjoy!
CHAPTER ONE
The witch of light is born with three fundamental abilities:
The gift of healing, the gift of tongues, and the gift of connection. She can
heal any wound she can physically touch, understand any written or spoken
language, and connect to emotions in such a way that she persuades those around
her. These are the foundation of her abilities, contained by the boundaries of
fate. But if an evolution were to take place, if the nature of this magic
changed altogether, the boundaries would cease to exist. It would be Inito.
“Wynn.”
Gethin's voice seemed to hook
onto my drifting soul, connecting it like a tether back to the world of the
living. In one moment—a timeless moment that could have been minutes or years—I
was between death and life. In the next, his voice called out to me, commanding
my soul to return to him. I held onto that tether with all my energy.
I did not hear his voice
again, but I knew in some way that I was leaving the darkness. It changed,
shifting from an oppressive space in time to a more physical state of
unconsciousness. I began to feel again. I felt emotion, which had not been in
my time apart from life, then hope, and finally some impatience in my desire to
see Gethin again. I gradually became aware of a rocking motion as I woke. I
knew that I was warm, and felt arms holding me safely.
I felt my lungs expand with
air before they let out a contented sigh.
The rocking stopped, and that
voice said my name again. “Wynn?” Gethin asked.
I opened my heavy eyelids.
Bright sunlight blurred my vision for a moment, but I could tell I was still in
the forest near the elven border.
Gethin hugged me closer to
him, and I felt the soft tickle of fur blankets under my chin. “Fates,” he
breathed in relief, kissing the top of my head. “You're awake.”
The forest began to come into
focus, and I saw then that I was high off the ground. A horse shifted under me,
and I became aware of the hardness of a saddle beneath me. Gethin had me
cradled against him with my legs draped over his right one and my torso
supported by his arms. A cocoon of dark fur blankets wound from my neck down
over my feet.
I wiggled my arms
experimentally. Other than being trapped by the blankets, I knew I could move
easily. I felt strong.
“How do you feel?” Gethin
asked.
I licked dry lips and tried my
voice. “Good,” I said clearly. I smiled and craned my neck to look at his face at
last. It felt like years had separated us.
His dark brown eyes, nearly as
black as his tousled hair, gazed down at me with relief. With my eyes, I traced
the strong outline of his face down to his angled jaw, covered with a black
shadow of beard growth. Two slightly bowed lips smiled slowly. “Welcome back.”
I struggled to free my arms,
and with amusement Gethin helped me push the blankets down. I flung my arms
tightly around his neck, raising my body so I could bury my face in the crook
of his neck. “You saved me.”
His embrace locked me tight to
him. “Only just. Thank you for coming back.”
I inhaled the smell of pine
from his skin and reveled in the fact that I could touch him. I wasn't sure I
could let go.
But then Gethin loosened his
hold, and I could sense he wanted to talk, so I pulled away from him and
settled back into the blankets. The air was refreshingly cold, at least
compared to the void of feeling I had just come from.
The warlock spoke as he
arranged the blankets back over me. “I am sure you have some questions, but
first I want you to know that Alexandria is gone.”
“I know,” I replied softly.
He tucked a strand of my blond
hair behind my ear. “I could not be sure you had heard before you...” He
faltered.
“Left,” I helped. “Although I
do not think I died.”
He grimaced. “Someday, after I
have gotten over the shock of you being here again, I am going to be angry at
you for that.”
“That's fair,” I conceded.
“For now, I am just glad you
are whole. I would have waited in the cabin for you to wake, but we needed keep
moving. I suspected Alexandria had more soldiers not far away. They would have
seen that flash of light.”
I remembered the small cottage
Queen Alexandria had lived in, waiting for me to come to her with the lunula,
to bring her ultimate power and control. The building had been tucked between
two giant trees in a forest, and several guards surrounded it. “Did you kill
the other soldiers?”
“Aias did before I even got to
you.”
I peered around his shoulder
to look behind the horse, and saw a small train following us. Aias, an elf and
friend to Gethin, sat astride a black horse. He led two other mounts that
pulled a wooden cart stacked with provisions.
“Are we going to meet with
your men, then?” I asked Gethin.
“If they are still there,” he
replied. “They were low on provisions.”
I waved to Aias, and he
inclined his head in return. The elf had long, white hair, a slender build, and
green eyes the color of spring.
Turning back to Gethin, I
queried, “And what then?”
“Then things get complicated.
First, we must find them.”
Gethin was in control of a
detachment of about one hundred men, brought from his kingdom of Dristol to my
kingdom, Irador. The two lands had been separated for many years by fear and
hatred. Irador had command of Dristol, and only recently had I learned of the
oppression Gethin's people suffered because of it. Now that Queen Alexandria,
former ruler of Irador (and complete lunatic), was gone there would surely be
changes.
Gethin started the horse
forward. “There is another thing we must talk about before anything else.
Something extraordinary happened when you gave your aura to me.”
I had somehow forgotten about
my own magical abilities, even though it was at the root of all that had
happened to us just hours before. I was born as a witch of light and Gethin a
warlock of darkness. We were meant to be each other's counterpart and mortal
enemy. Only one of each is born every one hundred years, and historically the
warlock always sought out the witch in order to steal her power. It had never
ended well.
But somehow, with us, fate
changed. Brought together by chance and the dangerous plot of my former queen,
we had found solace in one another in place of fear or power lust. In each
other we saw only companionship. Unfortunately, Alexandria succeeded in
obtaining great power from an artifact called the lunula. In order to defeat
her, I had known Gethin would need the addition of my magic. I was already
wounded and dying, so instead of forcing him to kill me and take the power, as
had been done in the past, I gave it to him.
I knew something extraordinary
had happened just before my death. I felt our auras combine, and saw a bright
flash of light that ended Alexandria's life. The question now remained: Was I
powerless? I closed my eyes and searched for the light that ordinarily thrummed
within me. Rather than seeing that light, I could almost sense it, and in some
of my darkest moments that warmth had brought me irreplaceable comfort.
My eyes flew open. “It's still
there,” I said in awe.
“Look again,” Gethin
suggested.
I did, and this time I could
sense the power that pushed to be released. Before my magic had manifested
itself as a white glow. Now, a gray essence seemed to coil and writhe from one
source, striking like lightning with long-reaching tendrils. Rather than one
spot of warmth, I sensed a power that coursed through my whole body with every
beat of my heart.
I opened my eyes again, this
time frowning in thought. “What is it?”
Gethin paused, before
admitting,“I am not sure.”
I leaned my head against his
shoulder, feeling the pull of his muscles as he supported my weight. “What
happened after they joined together?”
I felt his voice low in his
chest as he answered. “From what I could tell, the merging of light and dark
was a violent reaction. There were two waves of light after they came together,
one white and the other black. My theory is that they were aftershocks of power
that were a result of the force we created. The first one, according to Aias,
burned Alexandria to death in an instant. The second dissipated without any
lasting effect.”
“Why did the light burn her
and the dark not?”
I felt him shrug. “Aias
believes it had something to do with the lunula, that perhaps that magic was
drawn to the light object and consumed the queen. Because there was nothing to
draw the dark, it did not attach to anything.”
“Hmm,” I mused.
“I have the same feelings,”
Gethin said.
“So when the auras
welded...the dark did not absorb the light?”
“Right.” Gethin steered the
horse around a large, fallen tree limb, and we began to amble up the side of a
hill. “I think the act of giving made it different. It was almost as if it was
meant to be that way all along. Balanced.”
“Much more tidy,” I thought
out loud. “It is as if everyone else in history got it wrong.”
“I think that is as good an
explanation as we can get with so little information,” Gethin said, giving me a
squeeze. “That is, without a divine revelation from the Fates. Maybe we should
pray,” he teased.
“They don't deserve it,” I
said bitterly. The Fates, seven deities who controlled the paths of life in our
world, had made us in the first place as weapons in their war for balance
between the three Fates of chaos and the three Fates of order. The Median Fate
acted as the arbiter.
“Probably not.”
A distant memory of anger
pervaded my thoughts, but I couldn't seem to locate the source. Like a dream
forgotten that left behind only emotions, I felt that there was something
important I had experienced. But then it slipped away just as quickly as it had
come, and I turned my thoughts to our journey.
If Gethin's men were still
where we had left them, they would not be far from where Alexandria had made
her camp. Both locations were near the elven border, which lined the top of
Irador's lands. These forests were hidden within the mountains of the north,
and as such, winter seemed to be arriving quickly. Already, the hues of autumn
rained down around us as leaves in orange, red, and brown colors fell from the
branches above. Dips and crests of hills rolled through the woods, and as they
grew larger I knew we would soon be upon the Dristolian army.
When the afternoon sun began a
slope toward the horizon, I heard the hum of low voices just over the ridge of
a steep hill. Gethin angled our horse to go around the base of the incline,
where a narrow valley was disguised between two hills. That was where we had
last left the army.
I lifted my head from his
shoulder. “I hope they are alright. They had almost no food when we left them.”
“Starvation would have made
them quieter,” the captain said drily.
“State your purpose,” a guard
called from behind one of the trees.
“Greetings Fannar, Geir,”
Gethin gestured to the trees with a nod.
“Sir!” The two soldiers
emerged from their hiding places.
Fannar, a stocky man with
short brown hair and giant arms, smiled and bowed his head. “Welcome, sir.
Should I lead the horse and cart in?”
“Yes, and then take inventory
of the supplies. Geir, go and retrieve Erik for me.”
Both soldiers hurried to their
tasks, and Gethin led the horse into the camp. Before we had made it around the
curve of the hill, Aias drew up alongside us. His tilted green eyes spoke his
discomfort. “I will part ways with you now, King Gethin.”
Gethin stopped our horse.
“Will you go back to Makynae?”
Aias shrugged one slim
shoulder. “I have little choice.”
“You have a place in my army
if you wish it,” the Dristolian king offered.
“No.” The elf seemed to be
mildly amused by that thought. “I thank you, I will take my chances with my
uncle.”
“You betrayed him,” Gethin
reminded him.
“He betrayed his word,” Aias
replied confidently. “We will reach an understanding I am sure.”
“With his son safe, you likely
will.”
Aias gave a short nod. “We
will find a way to mend what has happened.”
“Then, good luck to you,”
Gethin said.
“And to you. Farewell, Wynn.”
“Goodbye, Aias,” I smiled.
“Thank you for all you have done.”
The elf, looking somehow
forlorn and even a little lost, turned his horse and made his way north into
the woods and back to his people. King Lycus, his uncle, had exchanged me to
Alexandria in return for his son, not heeding the possible consequences. Aias
had been the only elf willing to follow Gethin and save my life. I owed him so
much, and yet there was little I could do or say to show him the depth of my
gratitude. Elves were removed from humans in many ways, and we did not share
compassionate bonds.
“I hope he will be alright,” I
said as we came upon the busy camp.
“I have a feeling that he can
hold his own against Lycus.” Gethin reined in the horse and dismounted, holding
his hands up to help me down. “For now, my attention should be elsewhere,” he
looked at me pointedly.
I grinned as he slowly lowered
me to the ground. That sounded good to me.
Erik, brother to Gethin and
second in line for the throne, joined us as we were unpacking bags from the
horse's saddle. He looked very like Gethin, only thinner, with chaotic black
hair and a mischievous glint in his dark eyes. He studied us with pursed lips.
“Welcome, brother.”
Gethin handed the Dristolian
prince a leather bag. “I will take your full report in a moment, but what is
the short version?
“We're bored,” Erik stated.
I laughed under my breath.
“And?” Gethin asked.
“And we have no idea what has
been happening. Just this morning we spotted a bright flash of light some
leagues away, and now you show up like nothing has happened at all.” Erik
shouldered the bag and we made our way into the camp toward the captain's tent.
“So you tell me the short version.”
I carried the folded furs
under my arms, and it pushed my cloak open, revealing my dirty white dress
covered in blood stains from my mortal injury.
Erik stopped and his eyes
widened with silent questions.
Gethin propelled him forward
with a push to his shoulder, and turned to me, pulling my cloak closed. “There
is no short version. I just want to be sure you have all found food and
survived.”
“Barely, but yes, we are
managing,” Erik replied.
“Fine. Have Bevan meet with
Fannar at the cart of supplies I brought and begin portioning everything out.
Spread the word that we will leave in the morning, and have the men make
preparations for our travel. Then I will give you the full version.”
Erik looked dubious. “At your
command, sir.”
“And Erik,” Gethin added.
“What?”
“Give me that bag.”
Erik tossed it back to Gethin,
who juggled it with the two other packs he carried, and we wove through the
surprised crowd of soldiers. They all looked immensely relieved to see their
king back alive, but they had to be wondering what had happened. The last they
saw of us was before we entered the elven borders, before the lunula had been
found, and before anyone even knew I was the witch.
Gethin nodded to many of his
men, assuring them with his confidence, until we finally reached the canvas
tent set aside for the leader of the army. At the moment, Erik had his bedroll
and belongings scattered along the dirt ground off to the right of the
enclosure. Gethin dropped the bags on the left, and then took the furs from me,
spreading them out. “I thought you might want to change before we meet with Erik
and the others.”
I glanced down at my
blood-stained abdomen. “Why?” I smiled.
The tension in his face eased
as his mouth curved into a smile of his own. “It did seem to shut Erik up.”
I shrugged. “I have nothing to
change into, anyway. The elves kept all my clothes.”
Gethin prodded a bag with the
toe of his boot, the one Erik had held. “If you can stomach it, the queen had
no use for hers any more. I took a few from her wardrobe.”
I made a disgusted face. “Oh,
well...I mean she had probably not worn them yet, anyway. I heard that she
never wears the same dress twice.”
“They looked new,” Gethin said
hopefully.
I sighed resignedly. “And I
really cannot be picky.” I picked up the bag and gave Gethin one last weak
smile. “I will be quick.”
Gethin left me in privacy to
sort through my new wardrobe.
He had packed me three
dresses, all ornate and embarrassingly opulent. I set aside a green gown, and
then carefully folded the others back into the bag. There was also a thick
cloak, lined with fur for the winter months. The dress was complicated, and
took me some time to figure out, but in the end, I was able to lace it up
properly before someone marched in on me.
I latched the black, fur-lined
cloak over my shoulders, impressed by the quality, and thankful that at least I
would be kept warm from the chilly air. When I pushed aside the flaps of the
tent, the warm glow of sunset had darkened the shadows of the camp, and the
evening meal was underway. Most of the soldiers had gathered around the warm
coals of three fires, all of them holding trenchers or bowls with meager
portions of food. I suddenly felt guilty for the time I had spent waiting in
Makynae, well fed and safe indoors.
Gethin, some distance away and
in conference with his right-hand man, Bevan, saw me emerge from the tent and
made his way to me after a last word with his soldier. He had changed as well,
trading his dirty tunic and white shirt for a simple, brown, cotton top he must
have borrowed from one of the men. He, too, had left everything but his sword
and cloak in Makynae. As he reached me, Gethin swirled his cloak over his
shoulders and latched it at the front. “You look beautiful,” he said to me.
“Thank you,” I smiled
self-consciously.
Gethin took my hand. “Are you
hungry?”
“Starving.”
“Defeating tyrannical monarchs
will do that to you,” he said in mock solemnity.
As we neared the throng of
soldiers, I asked, “Do you have a plan to speak to the lords of Irador about
your people?”
“Yes, I had an idea in mind.
We will discuss it after dinner and solidify the details before leaving
tomorrow.” We stopped at the edge of the group. “The hard part is done, now. We
can figure everything else out as we go along.”
By everything else, I had to
assume he meant our mysterious new power and uncertain future. “I trust you,” I
replied, infusing my sincerity into my words in place of the ability I had to
connect emotionally with others. Our gifts did not work on each other, but that
did not impede our ability to feel for and link to one another on a completely
different level. Gethin was teaching me to trust and love—something I had never
known before.
Gethin leaned forward,
presumably with the intention of kissing me in full view of all his soldiers.
But then a sound from the distance split the air with urgency. “To arms!” a man
shouted.
Then an arrow pierced Gethin's
leg.
Wednesday, November 20, 2013
Inito Trailer
Here's a totally sweet trailer for you to watch if you aren't yet pumped about Inito's release in five days! LET'S GET AMPED.
Tuesday, November 19, 2013
Writing Contest Reminder!
Hello friends!
Just a reminder that the writing contest hosted by Cute N' Cozy Creations will be ending December 6th! If you know any girls 13 and under with active duty parents, pass this along! The prizes are lovely, and it's such a fantastic way to show our troops how much they mean to us, especially during the Holiday season.
Visit their Facebook page for more information! After December 6th I will be a judge in the contest. I look forward to reading the submissions!
https://www.facebook.com/cutencozycreations
Just a reminder that the writing contest hosted by Cute N' Cozy Creations will be ending December 6th! If you know any girls 13 and under with active duty parents, pass this along! The prizes are lovely, and it's such a fantastic way to show our troops how much they mean to us, especially during the Holiday season.
Visit their Facebook page for more information! After December 6th I will be a judge in the contest. I look forward to reading the submissions!
https://www.facebook.com/cutencozycreations
Sunday, November 17, 2013
One Week until Inito Release
One week and counting, people!
I thought I might have to push the release date back, but I'm working my tail off so I can stick to my deadline! Inito will be available for purchase on November 25th. You will be able to find it on Amazon, Barnes and Noble, and Smashwords for print and ebook.
I'm feeling pretty stoked about the whole shebang.
Trust me, if you enjoyed my first one, Lunula, you're going to love the epic events in the next one! I mean seriously, look at this thing:
The witch knew she had died.
Wynn's return to the world of the living is not the only mystery surrounding the fusion of light and dark. Young men and women inexplicably disappear from their homes. Strange noises and moving shadows plague Wynn as she follows Gethin to a castle by the sea to negotiate the futures of Dristol and Irador. A new evil has emerged in the wake of Alexandria's death, and Wynn must uncover what it is before the fates of the brother kingdoms are irrevocably sealed--in the hands of Chaos.
The adventure is palpable.
So please mark your calendars! The ebook will release with a price of $1.99 with the paperback at $12.99. There is fantasy, romance, magic...owls. I'm not kidding, there's seriously an owl. It'll make a perfect read for Thanksgiving when you're beached on the couch and stuffed with turkey, wanting to be entertained. Allow me to entertain you, my friends.
I thought I might have to push the release date back, but I'm working my tail off so I can stick to my deadline! Inito will be available for purchase on November 25th. You will be able to find it on Amazon, Barnes and Noble, and Smashwords for print and ebook.
I'm feeling pretty stoked about the whole shebang.
The witch knew she had died.
Wynn's return to the world of the living is not the only mystery surrounding the fusion of light and dark. Young men and women inexplicably disappear from their homes. Strange noises and moving shadows plague Wynn as she follows Gethin to a castle by the sea to negotiate the futures of Dristol and Irador. A new evil has emerged in the wake of Alexandria's death, and Wynn must uncover what it is before the fates of the brother kingdoms are irrevocably sealed--in the hands of Chaos.
The adventure is palpable.
So please mark your calendars! The ebook will release with a price of $1.99 with the paperback at $12.99. There is fantasy, romance, magic...owls. I'm not kidding, there's seriously an owl. It'll make a perfect read for Thanksgiving when you're beached on the couch and stuffed with turkey, wanting to be entertained. Allow me to entertain you, my friends.
Wednesday, November 13, 2013
Should Books Have Content Ratings?
I picked up a great looking paranormal book from Amazon the other day. The cover was good, reviews were awesome, and I was interested in the storyline. I read about half of it--just enough to get invested--and then out of nowhere people were taking their clothes off and describing genitalia in ways I really just didn't want seared into my brain. I deleted the thing from my Kindle, angry that I got all invested in a book without foreknowledge that it would contain content that would offend me.
Yes, I'm a prude.
But I know I'm not the only one, and everyone has their own level of "prude" that they draw a line at. So how are we supposed to know if a book contains these elements or not? How can we avoid spending money on crap that we end up just having to throw out anyway? How can we keep our kids from reading stuff they shouldn't?
Movies have ratings. TV has ratings. Heck, every other form of media--Youtube even!--has some rudimentary form of letting users know when content has gone from acceptable to questionable. Why not books? Why are books not rated through a system like movies are?
Films are rated by the MPAA or Motion Picture Association of America. Their board of reviewers are made
up of parents, actually. It's the main criteria for being on the board, because if you are a parent, then you will view the content through the eyes of a protector of children, I assume. The MPAA is able to afford this because films must pay to have their films rated. And in order to show their films, it is law that they must first have it rated. So. They pay a fee, the MPAA rates it for them, and we're all a little wiser.
So how did books slip past this? Is it because books are so old? There are too many? Too hard to regulate a rating system?
I want to know! I did research, and not surprisingly, I can't find much on this topic. But as someone who's main form of entertainment is actually books, it would be nice to just look at the spine, see a "R" rating, and be able to slip that puppy back on the shelf. Perhaps it doesn't even need to be regulated. Perhaps it could just be a courtesy that publishers add for readers so they know what they are getting into.
Am I totally crazy here? What do you think about content ratings?
Yes, I'm a prude.
But I know I'm not the only one, and everyone has their own level of "prude" that they draw a line at. So how are we supposed to know if a book contains these elements or not? How can we avoid spending money on crap that we end up just having to throw out anyway? How can we keep our kids from reading stuff they shouldn't?
Movies have ratings. TV has ratings. Heck, every other form of media--Youtube even!--has some rudimentary form of letting users know when content has gone from acceptable to questionable. Why not books? Why are books not rated through a system like movies are?
Films are rated by the MPAA or Motion Picture Association of America. Their board of reviewers are made
up of parents, actually. It's the main criteria for being on the board, because if you are a parent, then you will view the content through the eyes of a protector of children, I assume. The MPAA is able to afford this because films must pay to have their films rated. And in order to show their films, it is law that they must first have it rated. So. They pay a fee, the MPAA rates it for them, and we're all a little wiser.
So how did books slip past this? Is it because books are so old? There are too many? Too hard to regulate a rating system?
I want to know! I did research, and not surprisingly, I can't find much on this topic. But as someone who's main form of entertainment is actually books, it would be nice to just look at the spine, see a "R" rating, and be able to slip that puppy back on the shelf. Perhaps it doesn't even need to be regulated. Perhaps it could just be a courtesy that publishers add for readers so they know what they are getting into.
Am I totally crazy here? What do you think about content ratings?
Monday, November 11, 2013
Geeky Monday Moment (WITH A TIME CRUNCH)
Hello Auchward readers!
First of all, before I unleash my stress on you, here are some Thor memes to make your day. It was everything I wanted it to be, and then some! Critics say "brainless action," and I say, "delicious CGI and two hours of Chris Hemsworth's gorgeous face." You can't go wrong.
And there's this one, which made me laugh:
Okay, so now to unleash my stress on you. Inito is all set to be released less than two weeks from now...AND I CAN'T ACCESS IT. I'm usually a stickler about using Google Docs for all my work so it doesn't get trapped in a computer, but in this case I formatted the book for both print and ebook, and I didn't want to screw with that formatting. So while I backed up the PDF versions, I do not have the Word documents floating around. And my laptop has been dead for like 3 weeks now. AND I had a last editor go through it, and some changes still need to be made. El stupido me didn't just email herself the doc files.
Now, I'm not saying the release date will have to be pushed back...but I'm not saying I'm NOT saying it will have to be pushed back. I'll have to see what magic I can pull out of my proverbial hat this week.
Just imagine me screaming like Shawn and Gus.
First of all, before I unleash my stress on you, here are some Thor memes to make your day. It was everything I wanted it to be, and then some! Critics say "brainless action," and I say, "delicious CGI and two hours of Chris Hemsworth's gorgeous face." You can't go wrong.
Okay, so now to unleash my stress on you. Inito is all set to be released less than two weeks from now...AND I CAN'T ACCESS IT. I'm usually a stickler about using Google Docs for all my work so it doesn't get trapped in a computer, but in this case I formatted the book for both print and ebook, and I didn't want to screw with that formatting. So while I backed up the PDF versions, I do not have the Word documents floating around. And my laptop has been dead for like 3 weeks now. AND I had a last editor go through it, and some changes still need to be made. El stupido me didn't just email herself the doc files.
Now, I'm not saying the release date will have to be pushed back...but I'm not saying I'm NOT saying it will have to be pushed back. I'll have to see what magic I can pull out of my proverbial hat this week.
Just imagine me screaming like Shawn and Gus.
Friday, November 8, 2013
Christmas Essay Contest--Sponsor Cute N' Cozy Creations
Hello there readers! I'd like to share an awesome essay contest with you today, and hopefully you can share it with those you know. This contest is for girls 13 and under with an active duty military parent. In about 300 words, we would like to hear why their parent is their hero. Not only does this inspire younger children to share their talent of writing (something I think every writer can get behind), but it honors those who defend our safety every day. I was very excited when Ginny approached me to be a judge in this little writing contest, and I'm happy to share the news!
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Tuesday, November 5, 2013
What is an Indie Author?
While cruising around my Google+ haunts, I came across a persnickety writer who I imagined had a nasally voice and giant glasses he shoved up the bridge of his nose as he stated, " Actually, the term 'Indie Author' is a common misconception. Indie authors are small-press published authors, and should not be confused with the more common practice of self publishing." And he went on to kind of diss self-published authors for trying to "steal" a title or whatever.
That's not exactly what he said, but it's close enough. I also read this in a self-publishing how-to book that I mentioned in one of my earlier posts. The author, Catherine Ryan Howard, cautioned not to label yourself as indie because you are self-published, if that is what you are doing.
But that was news to me, and since titles are everything (eyeroll) I had to do more research to find out what exactly "Indie Author" meant, and where we all fit on the spectrum. What I found were, surprisingly, a lot of dull articles that either got way too specific with terminology and the nitpicky nuances of the definitions, or rainbows and unicorn blogs that couldn't stop blabbering about going for your dreams and picking a title that makes you feel warm and fuzzy. So I decided to lay it out Auchward style for you to see if it helps any.
First of all, in case it hadn't dawned on you yet, "indie" is short for "independent." This term "independent" seems to be used in a variety of ways, but it kind of speaks for itself. You stand alone! From what I understand, this term developed originally from the 1950's to 1980's with independent music labels. I won't bore you with a quote, but I did get it from a textbook, Media Essentials: A Brief Introduction. I just happen to be taking that class right now, so you're welcome.
The term sort of evolved to encompass the book publishing world as well, describing independent publishers who aren't one of the "big dogs" so to speak. They're small, and functional, and are not vanity publishing or self-publish aids.
So oh! You're thinking, wait, the nerd was right?
Sort of.
Here's where I stand with this: Both the mushy dreamland writers AND the nerd got it right. Independent Authors are authors who aren't using the larger industry publishers to represent their work. This could mean that you are an author for an independent publisher, OR it could mean you are publishing on your own...independently. Some bloggers have tried to argue that you're only an independent author if you are making your own publishing company and publishing other works, too.
Puhlease.
Where you draw the line with your writer title is up to you, but from where I stand, "indie" is just short for independent. If you aren't relying on someone else, or if your publisher is bravely forging ahead in this risky, not-always-rewarding business (like my publisher, Malachite Quills), it's all the same. **MUSHY UNICORN MOMENT AHEAD** We're all trying to share our creations. So be nice. :)
Here's a chart for you. As you can see, the more successful or "big" your publisher gets, the more you might be able to consider taking off the "Indie" part of your name. But if you are self-published, whether through your own publisher or not, I think it's pretty safe to call yourself "Indie" if you are so inclined. I am most decidedly an Indie Author. My publisher is small, independent, AND I happen to be self-publishing my second work. I think that puts me smack dab in the middle of the independent spectrum.
I believe the take-away from this is that some writers will try to draw a line in the sand. They'll want to say, "You can't join my author club because you did things differently!" They're entitled to draw lines, but we're entitled to ignore them, especially if they're as arbitrary as they seem. I'm not sugar-coating the fact that self-published authors are at a disadvantage, or even that many self-published works are big piles of poop. There's a lot of poop out there now. But the title shouldn't be what holds you back from feeling accomplished. At the very least, not the title.
As always, I love discussion. What are your thoughts on the title?
That's not exactly what he said, but it's close enough. I also read this in a self-publishing how-to book that I mentioned in one of my earlier posts. The author, Catherine Ryan Howard, cautioned not to label yourself as indie because you are self-published, if that is what you are doing.
But that was news to me, and since titles are everything (eyeroll) I had to do more research to find out what exactly "Indie Author" meant, and where we all fit on the spectrum. What I found were, surprisingly, a lot of dull articles that either got way too specific with terminology and the nitpicky nuances of the definitions, or rainbows and unicorn blogs that couldn't stop blabbering about going for your dreams and picking a title that makes you feel warm and fuzzy. So I decided to lay it out Auchward style for you to see if it helps any.
First of all, in case it hadn't dawned on you yet, "indie" is short for "independent." This term "independent" seems to be used in a variety of ways, but it kind of speaks for itself. You stand alone! From what I understand, this term developed originally from the 1950's to 1980's with independent music labels. I won't bore you with a quote, but I did get it from a textbook, Media Essentials: A Brief Introduction. I just happen to be taking that class right now, so you're welcome.
The term sort of evolved to encompass the book publishing world as well, describing independent publishers who aren't one of the "big dogs" so to speak. They're small, and functional, and are not vanity publishing or self-publish aids.
So oh! You're thinking, wait, the nerd was right?
Sort of.
Here's where I stand with this: Both the mushy dreamland writers AND the nerd got it right. Independent Authors are authors who aren't using the larger industry publishers to represent their work. This could mean that you are an author for an independent publisher, OR it could mean you are publishing on your own...independently. Some bloggers have tried to argue that you're only an independent author if you are making your own publishing company and publishing other works, too.
Puhlease.
Where you draw the line with your writer title is up to you, but from where I stand, "indie" is just short for independent. If you aren't relying on someone else, or if your publisher is bravely forging ahead in this risky, not-always-rewarding business (like my publisher, Malachite Quills), it's all the same. **MUSHY UNICORN MOMENT AHEAD** We're all trying to share our creations. So be nice. :)
Here's a chart for you. As you can see, the more successful or "big" your publisher gets, the more you might be able to consider taking off the "Indie" part of your name. But if you are self-published, whether through your own publisher or not, I think it's pretty safe to call yourself "Indie" if you are so inclined. I am most decidedly an Indie Author. My publisher is small, independent, AND I happen to be self-publishing my second work. I think that puts me smack dab in the middle of the independent spectrum.
I believe the take-away from this is that some writers will try to draw a line in the sand. They'll want to say, "You can't join my author club because you did things differently!" They're entitled to draw lines, but we're entitled to ignore them, especially if they're as arbitrary as they seem. I'm not sugar-coating the fact that self-published authors are at a disadvantage, or even that many self-published works are big piles of poop. There's a lot of poop out there now. But the title shouldn't be what holds you back from feeling accomplished. At the very least, not the title.
As always, I love discussion. What are your thoughts on the title?
Monday, November 4, 2013
Geeky Monday Moment With a Superhero
So Halloween is over, and now we have this awkward wait until Thanksgiving (a holiday no one *actually* likes, but it means lots of food and Gray Thursday/Black Friday so its cool anyway), and until that point our husbands won't let us put up ANY snowmen, snow globes, candy-striped decor, or otherwise remotely Christmas-ey things because they are grinches...
Hey part of my geekdom is being obsessed with Christmas. It's my thing.
Anyway, so we have this awkward period of time between the awesomeness that is Halloween and the supreme joy that is Christmas. So if you're like me it all feels a little blah and repetitive. But don't despair. Hold that thought, put away that overly full planner and...
Thor comes out this week! What kind of geek would I be if I didn't pay homage to the burly hot dude with a hammer?
Or maybe I'm just paying homage to Chris Hemsworth. Mmmm.
Hey part of my geekdom is being obsessed with Christmas. It's my thing.
Anyway, so we have this awkward period of time between the awesomeness that is Halloween and the supreme joy that is Christmas. So if you're like me it all feels a little blah and repetitive. But don't despair. Hold that thought, put away that overly full planner and...
Thor comes out this week! What kind of geek would I be if I didn't pay homage to the burly hot dude with a hammer?
Or maybe I'm just paying homage to Chris Hemsworth. Mmmm.
Haha, gotta love mashups. Either way, I'm totally stoked about this movie coming out this week. And if you don't like Marvel movies then we probably can't be friends. Just saying.
Will you be watching Chris Hemsworth and his flowing mane this weekend?
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